The holidays are here, and that means kitschy cheerful fashion is back in style! We dare you to look through our list and resist the urge to buy something crazy…
By Gail Wilcoxen
String of Christmas Lights Jumpsuit – Ugly holiday sweaters have become a cult classic, but do you own an awesome full-body onesie with Christmas lights printed all over it? We didn’t think so.
Meowy Catmus Jumpsuit – What could possibly be better than a festive onesie? How about a holiday onesie full of Santa cats! You’re welcome.
Lincoln Log Holiday Suit – Kitschy fashion doesn’t have to be casual, you know. All eyes will be on you and your fancy festive suit at the office holiday party. Only the bold and brave could wear such a beautiful outfit!
Whoopi Baby Santa World – Whoopi Goldberg has designed her own line of oversized holiday sweaters, ranging from cute to hilariously crude. Need we say more? We will: Buy your favourite one before they’re all sold out!
Giant Santa Hat – Etsy always offers some of the most creative holiday fashion out there, and this giant Santa hat is no exception. Bonus: It’s made from ultra soft merino wool, keeping you warm and cosy while looking fun and kind of ridiculous.
Beetlemania Bow Tie – If a flamboyant holiday suit or kitschy jumper is a little bit too much for you, maybe this bow tie is just the detail you’re looking for to complete your more modest holiday outfit. It’ll prove to your family that you’re funny AND stylish.
Sweet Mashup Tank Top – Already own a few holiday jumpers, but looking for an excuse to get another one? This sweater vest will do the trick. It’s brilliantly ugly, ultra cool and technically isn’t a sweater!
Gingerbread House Light-Up Christmas Jumper – Everyone knows that the only way to top a cheesy Christmas jumper is to have one that lights up. This delightful garment comes with LED lights and real candy canes for good measure.
Fluffy Reindeer Slippers – For those of us who find staying cosy to be the most important part of the holidays, warm slippers are a must. Trade in your boring old footwear for a pair with reindeer on them. Your feet will thank you.
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